Tired of all that Fake News out there? Well, swing by the "News" section of the Career menu and get your weekly fill of truth-filled news stories that every self-respecting Capitalist will want to keep their eyes on.
These news stories likely won't help inform your investments or world view, but you'll get hard-hitting reporting like:
Ladies of Luxury - the story of powerful women taking Capitalism Hill by storm.
The Great Gravy Flood - remembering one the great Capitalism disasters in all of history.
Make Cartoons Great Again - a thought-provoking opinion piece on the cartoons of yesteryear, and the problem with today's cartoons ruining young Capitalists noggins.
Our team of reporters will be dropping new articles each Thursday - stay tuned, stay informed, stay rich.